Post by Admin on Jun 3, 2009 19:13:47 GMT -5
"Five minutes, would you say?"
"Yeah, that should be good."
"Okay... where the #@!$% is the start button?!"
"Calm down! Geez, do you people know how to use microwaves? It's here."
"Hah. Fine."
five minutes later . . .
[/i]❝ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ❞
the peeps have struck again.[/i][/center]
WELL. MAYBE THAT'S OVERSTATING IT. BUT NOT BY MUCH. A WAR IS RAGING UNDER OUR VERY NOSES. WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT THE DISCOVER IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION; ONCE YOU READ IT, YOUR LIFE IS IN GRAVE DANGER. JOINING A SIDE IN THE PEEP WARS IS THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAVE OF GETTING OUT ALIVE.
THINK BACK TO THOSE EASTER EGG HUNTS YOU HAD AS A KID. EVER FOUND A PEEP? DON'T SAY NO. OF COURSE YOU HAVE! PEEPS ARE EVERY WHERE. AND SO, OF COURSE, A DISPUTE ABOUT THEM WAS BOUND TO RISE UP. ARE THEY MURDEROUS, TASTY, SUGAR-ENCRUSTED CHUNKS OF MARSHMALLOW, MADE PURELY TO BE EXPLODED IN MICROWAVES, OR ARE THEY AN ENDANGERED SPECIES WHICH NEEDS YOUR PROTECTION? THE ANTI-PEEPERS ARE THE HUNTERS; THEY SCAVENGE FOR PEEPS, WHICH THEY KILL AND USUALLY DEVOUR AFTER WATCHING THE PEEPS' GUTS GET ALL OVER THE MICROWAVE. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM IS THE PRO-PEEPERS; THE ONES WHO CALL BALLS OF TOOTHROT AND SUGAR "ANIMALS". WITH BOTH SIDES EVENLY MATCHED, NEITHER CAN WIN. WE NEED RECRUITS, NEWCOMERS, TO JOIN THE STRUGGLE FOR LIFE AND DEATH - AND ONLY THEN CAN WE FIND THE ANSWER. BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED, LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST. CAN THE END TRULY BE NEAR?
TO END ON A LIGHTER NOTE, PEEP WARS IS A NEW SITE, BASED ON AN EASTER-RELATED WARRIORS RP GAME. MEMBERS ARE FRIENDLY AND ACTIVE, AS WELL AS OUR STAFF {HOPEFULLY}. WILL YOU BE THE ONE TO CHANGE ALL WE KNOW[/blockquote][/blockquote]
PEEP WARS
where marshmallows come to life
[/b]where marshmallows come to life
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